R.I.P. Cort and Fatboy 2003-2012

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

by admin on December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas. Here’s some crap.

Recorded December 2nd, 2011. Featuring Mike Russell, Ryan McCluskey, Jefferson Smith, Aaron Duran, Ryan Fleming, Big Jim Willig, Byron Beck, and David Walker, all onstage at the same time, live in front of 400 listeners with access to a microphone. For best results, visit SantasLilGimp.com, to follow along with Mr. McCluskey’s dramatic telling of the Tale of Jocko the Elf.

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Voltron December 25, 2011 at 12:10 pm

My Christmas just got better. Merry Christmas everyone. Also, a happy Constitution Day to the people of the Republic of China.

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GrandTheftAwesome December 25, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Oh hell yea. I can’t wait to listen to this piece of audio fail :)

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blindnil December 25, 2011 at 4:45 pm

My scotch and leftover Chinese food just found an auditory friend. Cheers!

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Roffle December 25, 2011 at 5:38 pm

Sch-weeeeet.

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Linda December 25, 2011 at 8:51 pm

Thanks and Merry Christmas!!!!!!

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Mandeh December 26, 2011 at 11:44 am

Now I wanna see freightliner’s boobies. You can’t just throw these things out there without photographic evidence, okay. Byron.

Textboxer was right, and I never would have come to the realization on my own; Mike saying dirty things IS kinda of exciting. At least until you got to “cunt flaps” and then it kinda derailed.

Hope I can make it to one of the live shows or midnight movies at some point. After I win some sort of lottery or gain adequately paying employment.

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Kasey December 26, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Merry Christmas, folks, and have a happy New Year.

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Jimmy B December 27, 2011 at 9:02 am

I haven’t listened to the show yet but- ‘Merry Christmas. Here’s some crap.’- made me laugh :D

Hope everyone had a nice Christmas :)

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Alex December 27, 2011 at 11:42 am

I was there in person to see the show (my first Midnight Movie!) and what a great show it was! I may just have to listen to it again!

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Eric T.C. December 28, 2011 at 12:07 am

Best. Intro. Ever.

EVER.

Also, it kinda sounded like you guys went up there with no real plan in mind for the first hour. This is exactly what I expected, and you guys delivered magnificently.

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Fatboy Roberts December 28, 2011 at 12:17 am

Not only did we go up there with no real plan – if you listen REALLY closely as Eazy-E ends and the intro begins – you can hear Cort telling the guests the show is starting, and about 4 or 5 surprised “Oh! Okay’s” come back in response.

So not only was there no plan, but almost all of the guests didn’t even know the show was starting.

That’s us. :)

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vee December 28, 2011 at 2:23 am

Byron leveled up a lot in Sexual Harrassment that night. Thankfully I already forgot the name of the guy he called out by his whole name.

And Big Jim. Here’s my heart just take it.

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Matt December 28, 2011 at 2:34 am

I will get you guys to do a naked show with Byron and Big Jim. I swear it.

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D.C. Dan December 29, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Who else spent the last 5 minutes putting names to the faces on the new banner? This was a wonderful train wreck of a show just like most of the others. Thanks guys!

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Desert Punk January 1, 2012 at 3:59 am

I also miss Dirty Laundry, I wish it would come back.

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Oregano Jefferson February 8, 2012 at 10:17 am

whatever happened to Large James’ video of the show?

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