Merry Christmas. Here’s some crap.
Recorded December 2nd, 2011. Featuring Mike Russell, Ryan McCluskey, Jefferson Smith, Aaron Duran, Ryan Fleming, Big Jim Willig, Byron Beck, and David Walker, all onstage at the same time, live in front of 400 listeners with access to a microphone. For best results, visit SantasLilGimp.com, to follow along with Mr. McCluskey’s dramatic telling of the Tale of Jocko the Elf.
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My Christmas just got better. Merry Christmas everyone. Also, a happy Constitution Day to the people of the Republic of China.
Oh hell yea. I can’t wait to listen to this piece of audio fail
My scotch and leftover Chinese food just found an auditory friend. Cheers!
Sch-weeeeet.
Thanks and Merry Christmas!!!!!!
Now I wanna see freightliner’s boobies. You can’t just throw these things out there without photographic evidence, okay. Byron.
Textboxer was right, and I never would have come to the realization on my own; Mike saying dirty things IS kinda of exciting. At least until you got to “cunt flaps” and then it kinda derailed.
Hope I can make it to one of the live shows or midnight movies at some point. After I win some sort of lottery or gain adequately paying employment.
Merry Christmas, folks, and have a happy New Year.
I haven’t listened to the show yet but- ‘Merry Christmas. Here’s some crap.’- made me laugh
Hope everyone had a nice Christmas
I was there in person to see the show (my first Midnight Movie!) and what a great show it was! I may just have to listen to it again!
Best. Intro. Ever.
EVER.
Also, it kinda sounded like you guys went up there with no real plan in mind for the first hour. This is exactly what I expected, and you guys delivered magnificently.
Not only did we go up there with no real plan – if you listen REALLY closely as Eazy-E ends and the intro begins – you can hear Cort telling the guests the show is starting, and about 4 or 5 surprised “Oh! Okay’s” come back in response.
So not only was there no plan, but almost all of the guests didn’t even know the show was starting.
That’s us.
Byron leveled up a lot in Sexual Harrassment that night. Thankfully I already forgot the name of the guy he called out by his whole name.
And Big Jim. Here’s my heart just take it.
I will get you guys to do a naked show with Byron and Big Jim. I swear it.
Who else spent the last 5 minutes putting names to the faces on the new banner? This was a wonderful train wreck of a show just like most of the others. Thanks guys!
I also miss Dirty Laundry, I wish it would come back.
whatever happened to Large James’ video of the show?