Byron Beck is back. By himself. You know what this means. It means there is absolutely nothing of ANY nutritional value or redeemable quality inside this podcast. Good luck to you, and godspeed to whatever kin you might leave behind.
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I do wonder how much of Byron’s lording of his success over you two is some kind of search for validation. Or maybe he’s just dick-waggling. As he is wont to do.
It is really interesting to go back to the Byron-only Thursday shows, though. I missed Bobby jerking Byron’s chain with his inquisitory attitude towards your sexual histories. Not that you weren’t missed, Jim. It’s just a different texture, like just cracking into a jar of peanut butter after hitting the Reese’s Cups for so long (and a few weeks of just chocolate as of late).
I’m reminded of just how insufferable Byron can be when he’s on without Big Jim. Okay, insufferable may be a tad strong, but I think Jim definitely adds a buffer, or at least a slight diversion, to Byron’s constant cock and ass talk. Just my two cents…
Well, you get a three week respite from him after today’s show. Maybe he’ll come back from Europe a different man.
Because Europe might turn him into a bisexual?
I for one don’t find Byron insufferable at all. Thursdays usually leave me with the strange desire to just give him a hug.
I detest ellipses.
I’m pretty sure Byron talked about the limp-dick-when-receiving phenomenon before, though more in passing. it wasn’t brought up on the show, but I’m more interested in whether byron climaxes in this exchange. I used to think that cimaxing was the “end” to sex (if we don’t count the cuddling afterword), but I’ve recently been given reason to doubt that assumption. It just sounds like, with the limp dick, one wouldn’t be able to “get off”.
Jesus, did Byron overdose on bitchy pills this morning?
Seriously! He was obnoxious as hell this episode for whatever reason, though the show did have its funny bits. I needed a Don Frost to bitch back at him or something. (Recently re-listened to the “25 dollar haircut vs seafood hair salon” Thursday show and fuck, that was a great one.)
I’m saddened that Fatboy made a balls-in-knees joke (~15:40) and didn’t make a Star Trek VI reference.
For shame sir. For. Shame.
Maybe Byron will come back just wanting Euro cock? Just a thought….
And I have not laughed this hard in a LONG time. I vote for more of Byron’s sex stories and advice…. and awkward web searches of rrrrrrrrgh.
From dicks to politics. Such range. So entertaining. Thanks guys!
Just leaving a comment, y’all said they were kinda light lately.
Hi! Doing a good Job.
Have a nice day,
-Boner of a Lonely Heart
Byron shows are the best! THE. BEST.
My experience with opiates, can’t remember if it was codeine or oxycodone, when I was wasn’t in serious pain it just caused me to be nauseous and vomit a little. I did not like anything more when on them.
I don’t think anybody hates Byron, really. I can think he’s a dick without hating him.
He’s kind of a dick.