R.I.P. Cort and Fatboy 2003-2012

Thursday, May 24th, 2012

by admin on May 24, 2012

Byron Beck is back. By himself. You know what this means. It means there is absolutely nothing of ANY nutritional value or redeemable quality inside this podcast. Good luck to you, and godspeed to whatever kin you might leave behind.

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Kasey May 24, 2012 at 9:11 pm

I do wonder how much of Byron’s lording of his success over you two is some kind of search for validation. Or maybe he’s just dick-waggling. As he is wont to do.

It is really interesting to go back to the Byron-only Thursday shows, though. I missed Bobby jerking Byron’s chain with his inquisitory attitude towards your sexual histories. Not that you weren’t missed, Jim. It’s just a different texture, like just cracking into a jar of peanut butter after hitting the Reese’s Cups for so long (and a few weeks of just chocolate as of late).

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Ricotastic May 25, 2012 at 12:15 am

I’m reminded of just how insufferable Byron can be when he’s on without Big Jim. Okay, insufferable may be a tad strong, but I think Jim definitely adds a buffer, or at least a slight diversion, to Byron’s constant cock and ass talk. Just my two cents…

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Bobby May 25, 2012 at 9:58 am

Well, you get a three week respite from him after today’s show. Maybe he’ll come back from Europe a different man.

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Brett May 26, 2012 at 6:12 am

Because Europe might turn him into a bisexual?

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Mandeh May 25, 2012 at 7:37 am

I for one don’t find Byron insufferable at all. Thursdays usually leave me with the strange desire to just give him a hug.

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Jason Nelson May 25, 2012 at 8:10 am

I detest ellipses.

I’m pretty sure Byron talked about the limp-dick-when-receiving phenomenon before, though more in passing. it wasn’t brought up on the show, but I’m more interested in whether byron climaxes in this exchange. I used to think that cimaxing was the “end” to sex (if we don’t count the cuddling afterword), but I’ve recently been given reason to doubt that assumption. It just sounds like, with the limp dick, one wouldn’t be able to “get off”.

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Blah Blah Magneto Blah Blah May 25, 2012 at 10:39 am

Jesus, did Byron overdose on bitchy pills this morning?

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vee May 25, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Seriously! He was obnoxious as hell this episode for whatever reason, though the show did have its funny bits. I needed a Don Frost to bitch back at him or something. (Recently re-listened to the “25 dollar haircut vs seafood hair salon” Thursday show and fuck, that was a great one.)

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whypick1 May 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm

I’m saddened that Fatboy made a balls-in-knees joke (~15:40) and didn’t make a Star Trek VI reference.

For shame sir. For. Shame.

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MilwaukieMike May 25, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Maybe Byron will come back just wanting Euro cock? Just a thought….
And I have not laughed this hard in a LONG time. I vote for more of Byron’s sex stories and advice…. and awkward web searches of rrrrrrrrgh.

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Linda May 25, 2012 at 3:19 pm

From dicks to politics. Such range. So entertaining. Thanks guys!

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Brandon Was Here May 25, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Just leaving a comment, y’all said they were kinda light lately.
Hi! Doing a good Job.
Have a nice day,
-Boner of a Lonely Heart

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Scott May 25, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Byron shows are the best! THE. BEST.

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SErepresent May 25, 2012 at 10:17 pm

My experience with opiates, can’t remember if it was codeine or oxycodone, when I was wasn’t in serious pain it just caused me to be nauseous and vomit a little. I did not like anything more when on them.

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Freightliner May 29, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I don’t think anybody hates Byron, really. I can think he’s a dick without hating him.

He’s kind of a dick.

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