David Walker gets real: Real about why he’s still pounding nothing but juice into his body, real about the number of people his age and his size who don’t live that long thereafter, real about why he tells himself it’s okay to pirate some things, but not others, and real about how best to bridge that gulf between Producer and Pirate. What’s not real? The Real World is coming to Portland, so I guess be ready to see what happens when MTV lands in Portland and starts taping episodes of a show most people didn’t even know was still on the air. But then again, we find out today most people don’t remember who Rodney King is, or what band Paul McCartney is in. But how much is that knowledge worth in this day and age, anyway?