Ryan Fleming helps answer some legitimate mysteries: The Higgs-Boson. The Three Seashells. Why Nice Guys really do finish last, and why that doesn’t have anything to do with your lack of hygiene skills in high school. He also weighs in on the new Mass Effect DLC, last week’s Walking Dead, Chapter Two from Telltale games, and the unfortunate decision by a Destructoid intern to do live research on Felicia Day, via Twitter, while drunk and sexist. Cort reveals something that makes him grumpy while he grumpies, and Bobby once again apologizes for being such an idiot on the internet, and sets the record straight on his opinions of Atari 2600 classic “Pitfall.” Oh, and I guess some dude who reads the news is gay. But we don’t really talk about that because everyone already knew that.