Ryan Fleming spent the weekend pretending Comic-Con didn’t exist. Or at least he tried to. It’s hard to be a nerd and NOT notice the world’s most pre-eminent comics-related(ish) Advertising Expo happening all over San Diego like a particularly bad case of trailer-rash had broken out. And so, things like Logos and Costumes and Subtitles were all discussed with the gravitas and seriousness such things command. There’s a Winter Soldier coming, there’s a talking raccoon with a gun coming, there ISN’T a Black Panther movie coming, because movies about talking raccoons are easy, but black superheroes is something different altogether. The Dark Knight Rises is rising, and its already done some horrendous things to Rotten Tomatoes and its cesspool of a comments section. Imagine what will happen when people actually watch the movie. Oh, and we can’t forget the part where 7-Eleven installed a Mashed Potato machine. Don’t forget the gravy. It will be dispensed shortly.