There are mental images no brain ever had a reason to call into being. Until today.
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It sounds like Byron finally figured out how you’re supposed to use the three seashells.
“Does a vagina have taste buds?” Jolly good..
“There And Back Again | A Hobbits Tale” by Fatboy Roberts.
I am not a fan of reality shows these days, and it’s bad when some of these shows are nothing more than commercials/ads/trailers for a future projects. I guess that’s part of the point, but they’re really no better than the bonus CD-ROM or CD-Extra data you could find on CD’s. I don’t consider “Survivor” or “The Amazing Race” reality shows (both of which I like), but more like high-budget game shows. I like the strategy of things, and I’ll watch. When it gets into “reality show” mode like “Big Brother” (which I used to watch, I turn off. “American Pickers”, I don’t mind too much, and maybe that comes from the thrift store/yard sale fan in me.
That Honey Boo Boo show, I have no urge in watching. However, after seeing brief clips on “The Soup”, I now want to see “Small Town Security”. The show is apparently about people who live in a small town, and work as security guards. The focus is on what they do in and out of the jobs. One scene involved the guards singing and making jokes. One guy looks like he still works in Las Vegas complete with suit and hair piece, and when someone sings, the lady pees in her sweats because she can control herself while laughing. It comes off a bit like “WTF is this?” but I want to watch this train wreck. If anything may lead me to joining the Peace Corps, it seems this show may be it.
Hardee’s is what they call Carl’s Jr on the east coast and Midwest. Kinds like Hellman’s and Best Foods.
I hadn’t noticed until Bobby mentioned it in the show but the T-shirt store really is gone. I guess my “unicorn graveyard” shirt is now a valuable collector’s item. Without that piece of attire I never would have met The Famous Scott Dally!
I like Leia on the show but now I’m curious what a Leia and Big Jim episode would sound like.
Apropos of nothing, one line of the tag cloud on the right of the page says “Fleming Sex Spider.” I don’t think I want to meet one of those.
My only memory of Hardee’s – we had one in Idaho – is that in the NBA off-season, Karl Malone would drive his horsecock Hardee’s branded semi-truck on a kind of “tour”. He’d drive the thing to Hardee’s parking lots in Utah and Idaho and kids could get a shitty burger and meet their basketball idol, who completed the package by dressing up like a cowboy. Only one of the many reasons I hated Karl Fucking Malone.
Great show all! Jim was missed, of course, but that was another solid Thursday show.
I highly approve of every part of that post, except for the parts where you had to live in Idaho and meet Karl Malone’s stupid ass.
Welcome to Thursdays Leia! Well done.
What Linda said! Leia, I like your style.
What happened to the store? I hope the shirt I ordered when the store was still listed arrives.