Mike Russell closes out August with magic. First, a quick recap of Tim Burton’s career, and where Batman slots into a ranking of his films. Then, a career retrospective of Clint Eastwood’s, in order to get the taste of him losing an argument with a chair out of our mouths. That leads to the show jumping into a TARDIS, and visiting an alternate dimension in which The Dark Knight Returns is getting made into a movie – and Eastwood plays Batman. How does the rest of that movie fill out? It’s not the only fancasting indulged – we come up with the complete cast of The all-female Expendables. It’s just one of the 15 or 16 foolproof moneymaking ideas spun out of thin air by today’s show, and that’s all before Mike reviews Premium Rush and Lawless. It’s enough show to last you the three day weekend.