Learn all about the arts, with Leia Weathington and Byron Beck. There’s a giant art festival in Portland right now, so that’s educational. The art of speaking is examined via Bill Clinton’s speech that seems to have most of the internet just solemnly applauding and nodding. And then there’s the art of removing John Tesh from things. The art of skillfully getting in and out of your nose without someone on the bus watching you go six-knuckles deep into your own head. The artlessness many in Portland show off the instant they refer to any part of town poorer than the one they live in as a ghetto. Oh, and at the very beginning, there’s a spirited discussion on the art of a sexual maneuver that rhymes with Smitty’s Trucking. From this show forward, you won’t be able to enter a high-end grocery store without thinking of us first.