David Walker has opinions, you guys. Lots of them. Some of them good, some of them bad. Not as bad as Bobby’s, who, it turns out, is entirely responsible for every bad sequel/prequel that ever existed in the history of ever. Today’s episode explores the allure of horror as a genre, and explains why people keep going back to the well even though the chances of finding something good in there seem to get lower and lower. It’s kind of like the lottery, or gambling, a topic that also gets brought up, as David explains why our country’s puritanical sensibilities are still strong in our national fabric, even if everyone you know is familiar with stuff like Goatse & 2 Girls 1 Cup. Why do we still freak out at nip slips and sideboob? Why do we waste cash on lottery tickets? Why do people think ANYONE wants to know how Leatherface got that way? Important questions answered in today’s show.