Jeff Parker took advantage of Big Jim Willig’s inability to make the show today (he’s sick) and slid into the guest seat before the door closes forever on cortandfatboy. The stream-of-consciousness conversation that flowed hence had alligators in it, and turkeys frolicking on the beach, and from our raft of discussion, we spied Mitt Romney acting human-ish, and we could see all the way to Brazil, where they do terrible things to old people as a form of entertainment. We got off the raft for a second to talk about terminology – both Jeff’s falling out of love with the term “Geek,” and his thoughts on why anyone would care whether their comic book is called a comic book or not. And then we hop back on the raft and sail towards an alternate future, where Jim Rockford is America’s grampa, and Dr. Sam Beckett leaped into Magnum P.I. Jeff Parker, ladies and gentlemen.