Aaron Duran brings a deleted movie in with him - Kevin Smith's interpretation of the Green Hornet is reviewed by the Geek In the City, but only after there is much discussion of personal hygiene, the effect of a woman's influence on the show, Tom DeLay's idiotic opinions of America's unemployed, whether watching The Room 30 times is an act of self-abuse, and the ending to "Remember Me" starring Robert Pattinson is completely spoiled, but for a very good reason.
Aaron Duran returns with tales of woe regarding russian roofers, and why he missed last week's show. The city was a smorgasbord of celebrity sightings, but the news had other fail on its mind instead: Topics include - why is anyone paying attention to Beau Breedlove still, why did Tom Leykis do that dance he did for so long, why are you still eating fast food breakfast, how do comics deal with a sexist readership, the difference between Mark Millar and Frank Miller, and who could beat Barack Obama in a lightsaber fight
Aaron Duran applies some Tucks to those matchstick arms of his, and still manages to bring the NERRRD in full force. Topics include - The Super Bowl, the misguided commercials, the decent ones, the Puppy Bowl's road to dominance in the ratings, Obama's attempts to bridge the partisan gap, Sarah Palin's Wasilla Cheat-sheet, and further discussion on whether Comic Books can ever actually be for kids again after all this feet-of-clay dismemberment stuff.
A sprawling epic of lolwut proportions unfurled at Aaron Duran's feet in today's show. Topics include - gun-toting gorillas, exploding knives you can fight gorillas with, The best performance Brendan Fraser's given in 5 years, Joss Whedon's trouble with girls, Spoilery news on his next project and also who Sony might have just cast as Peter Parker. Plus stuff about the moon, monopoly, the Grammy's, whether Astrotrain is a Tardis or not, and other things best described as "b-a-n-a-n-a-s"
Aaron Duran comes to the show bearing Barbarians and Enlightement. Topics discussed include the ALIEN movies, why franchising films is a recipe for disaster, Bin Laden's latest attention whoring escapade, and how it compares to the soul terrorism that is Jersey Shore being watched by millions. Plus, sexy cartoon women, A cleaning show starring Danny Trejo, Why are people giving Sandra Bullock acting awards, and stupid tattoos.
Aaron Duran brings tales of meat-roll-up recipes and the grimdark return of early 90's supeheroes. Other topics discussed include: Aaron's video making prowess, Courtney Love's latest "I meant to do that" regarding the total trash heap that is her life, James Cameron must never be allowed to give a speech again in his life, Wheelchair Thieves in Vancouver are dicks, and the strange, sad history of Cort and Fatboy stalkers.
Aaron Duran helps rings in the New Year in the new place with topics including: Nicolas Cage's formula for actorly success (it involves drugs) his ideas on productive store management (it involves calling minions out on the internet) and how Apple might simultaneously save AND kill print media at the same time. Other topics include: The myth of the G-Spot, The Ramones are great babysitters, Cort is always right, Thundercats, StarBlazers, and the Curse of Bill Walton
Aaron Duran guests on the final show of 2009, bringing his ambitious "Top Ten Graphic Novels of the Decade" List to kick around. Also kicked around: Sarah Jessica Parker, Steven Tyler, the Flaming Lips' attempt to cover Pink Floyd, Fatty's ignorance, Klingon women, Canadians, American Health Care, Cort's Manliness, The Year 2009 Itself, and finally, a special announcement regarding the future of Cort and Fatboy.
Doesn't take long for Mr. Aaron Duran to set his mighty matchstick arms ablaze, glowing with victory in geek trivia battle. Challenges are issued, dominance is asserted, and yet, there's still time for some education: Portland Kids Shows, The reason clowns look like that, Why the Green Goblin REALLY killed Mary Jane, how to hold your gun whilst gafflin fools, and more!
Aaron Duran is setting fire to everything he touches, but only because it's about 13 degrees in the studios. Topics include - why Fatty gets to sing garbage parody songs and Aaron can't warble the classics, Batman and Superman rebooted, Zombies ate Santa, Nicolas Cage's hair, Michael Bay's obsessions, The worst holiday toy ever invented (by Cort) whether slaps are manly, and you know you're in trouble when Spencer Pratt is defending you.
