Byron Beck visits urgent care, and lives to tell the tale of existential fears and wet-naps. Also discussed: Cort's secret past w/ a controversial figure, and what he drew on that person's face. A very educational and scattershot episode which, of course, features more than a fair share of groin-related inquiries on Byron's part. Topics include: The GOP fundraising manual, Chicken-Skin, American Cancer Society thinks it should be promoting cancer, not stopping it, Weight Watchers and McDonalds join forces, and what Byron wants to be when he grows up, because obviously, NONE of us have done it yet.