A full and meaty show to dig into today: Cort finally has to explain to his kid what happens when you die. The ruminations on religion's purpose in child-raising lead to scenarios in which dogs devour dinosaurs as werewolves go on their first date. And then Las Vegas basically tries to banhammer Barack Obama. Other topics include replacing Punxutawney Phil with Vicki from Small Wonder, The Dune adaptation, John Travolta is a crappy bad-ass, ABC almost killing the LOST premiere with like 30,000 commercials, and Cort and Fats appearance on Live Wire