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Thursday, September 9th, 2010

September 9, 2010 by Fatboy

Byron Beck bares his back and boasts about his billy bibbit haircut. Sure, he talks about butts and balls. It's Byron. But unexpectedly, there's a discussion about SPORTS, of all things. Baseball, specifically, and an investigation into a local columnist trying on Glenn Beck's hand-me-downs like an eager 6 year old rummaging through daddy's closet. Other discussions include: The K-Tel nightmare that Obama's public speaking engagements have turned into, the FDA gets in a fight with Lipton, Celebrities wandering around the midnight movie, and strange, and Byron's dad goes to a den of man-ass with his beautiful gay son.

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Thursday, August 26th, 2010

August 26, 2010 by Fatboy

Byron Beck goes shopping with a wide variety of celebrities - for example, what kind of weird crap did John Malkovich buy for his college-age daughter while dressed like a member of The Revolution? Further discussion reveals quite a few details about Byron's life that have never before been revealed, stories that include Byron's first big gay date, coke-rimmed butt-treats, self-loathing on the commode, and his own square tendencies. Other topics include - The Walking Dead, the Kentucky Mosque decision, McDonald's gets to relive 1994 all over again, and an interesting theory regarding aging and how it ruins your birthday.

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Thursday, August 19th, 2010

August 19, 2010 by Fatboy

Byron Beck has been swimming in celebrities, and discusses his interaction/altercation with LOST's Matthew Fox at the opening of William Hurt's latest stageplay here in PDX. Of course, the tale is dotted with little filthy sprinkles of nastiness and inappropriate overtures. Other topics include - The Cougar Phenomenon, is it real, or completely media produced? The Iraq war finally ends, with somewhat of a quiet whisper as we sneak out the back door in the night. Byron gets a photo-spread in a local paper and Cort and Fats discover, rather uncomfortably, that there are kids running around the daily house party they're throwing.

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Thursday, July 15th, 2010

July 15, 2010 by Fatboy

This is what it sounds like when whimsy gets drunk and falls down. CONTENT ADVISORY WARNING is in effect when Byron Beck and Big Jim Willig sit in. Topics include: Bieber Clouds, Mackenzie Phillips is the worst celebrity endorsement ever, Byron's bad plan for Big Jim's stint as Gilbert Gottfried's opening act, Sarah Palin starts on the road to the 2012 presidency by threatening bear attacks, The Five Second Rule and whether it should be followed or not, the smattering of celebrity spottings, and a veritable orchard full of low hanging fruit.

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Thursday, July 8th, 2010

July 8, 2010 by Fatboy

I think the heat finally melted the show: 66 minutes of uncomfortableness while the sirens and street sounds waft in from 14 stories below. Ryan from DigitalTrends returns one day late, just in time to meet Hurricane Byron full force. He manages to discuss Apple's big middle finger to iPhone4 users, and sparks a heated debate about cyberstalking after reporting on Blizzard's decision to remove anonymity from their messageboards. Byron dresses down Cort and Fats fashion decisions, spills on celebrities in PDX, and gives his thoughs after attending his first midnight movie, leading to Cort and Fatty explaining why they don't want an Army.

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Thursday, June 17th, 2010

June 17, 2010 by Fatboy

Ladies and Gentlemen, today's show can be described in only one way: Welcome to the Clusterfuck. Obviously, the Thursday Content Warning light is on, as Big Jim Willig, Kristine Levine, and Byron Beck all descend upon the show at the same damn time. Topics include - Spider Grapes, Life as a PDX Stand-Up comedian, The hazards of full-time pornclerking, The Muad'dib is here in Portland making the weirdest wine you ever heard of, Byron's ever expanding list of misconceptions re: how life works, The phasing out of Best Friends, BP lets their guard drop for a split second, and Byron almost kills an Oregon sports legend with his car.

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Thursday, June 10th, 2010

June 10, 2010 by Fatboy

Been awhile, but Byron Beck has made the CONTENT ADVISORY WARNING necessary. It's one of those episodes, you guys. BUT: There are good things hidden in the mounds of filth and wrongness, like gems, sparkling gems of wonderfulness, buried in the muck. Topics discussed include: Parades, Snakes, Helping Ground Kontrol stay the best Arcade in the world, what Robert Wagner REALLY put in the soap dispensers at pdx.fm, MTV Starlets hiding out in Portland, Salma Hayek is funny, Britain is pissed at America, The impoverished childhoods of Cort and Fatty, first time one night stands, and the announcement of the sad passing of Backstage Blog.

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Thursday, May 27th, 2010

May 27, 2010 by Fatboy

Byron Beck horrifies for a full 20 straight minutes - and NOT in the way you might be used to. A whole new level of gentle revulsion. And then the show settles down and delves into topics such as: how to successfully wean yourself off the unemployment teat, Teachers losing the battle for children's minds to fricking RUBBER BANDS, Dancing with the Stars and American Idol discussion (what? Really?) what the LOST ending really means, The plethora of Portland movies being filmed, and way more other stuff.

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Thursday, April 1st, 2010

April 1, 2010 by Fatboy

Byron Beck returns with news on this whole Conan O'Brien kerfluffle, and what hollywood usurper thinks he can come in here and ride The Famous Scott Dally's coattails to PDX Stardom. And when it goes off the rails, as it always does, you'll learn just WHO it is that Byron will NOT engage in sexual relations with. You didn't think such a man existed, did you. He does. Or did. Also discussed: Your fat will not save you in a car wreck, more dirt on Jesse James, what the hell is chexting, idiot media? And the rogue adventures of C. Everett Koop!

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Thursday, January 21st, 2010

January 21, 2010 by Fatboy

Today's show runs the gamut. It runs so many gamuts, it's a veritable gamut of gamuts: Loss, tragedy, success, victory, happiness, sadness, politics, entertainment - but be warned: Your regular Thursday Listening rules apply: BE WARY, YE WHO ARE UNPREPARED FOR THE BYRON EFFECT. Because it's definitely in effect. Topics include - the Supreme Court puts public office up for sale, Sam Elliott's effect on gay men, Harrison Ford's work ethic (It involves clocks) and as per usual for a thursday, questions about Cort's junk.

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