Byron Beck just might have outdone himself. Experienced listeners have an idea of what that means, but only an idea. New listeners, you know the drill - start over on Monday, and work your way UP to this. Subjects include - Jennifer Love Hewitt's helpful hints for bedazzling your genitalia, the Jockstrap as fashion statement, Danny Trejo's potential guesthood, Cort's daughter is infatuated with Disney Princesses, which prompts the comment that exploded the pdx.fm textbox. Plus, Obama and Bush work together, Dogs and Cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA