Aaron Duran manages to not burn a bridge while reviewing The Siege. He only singes a couple support beams. Other topics include: PDX's love affair with the masters of mustache, Selleck and Elliot, Cort's how-to plan to score Norah Jones, Avatar will probably win Best Picture, And a news slate filled with three different flavores of failure, from Harry Reid to Jersey Sexbots, to fighting WOLVES with harsh language.
