Today's show begins as The Cort and Byron show, as the forces of PDX Traffic conspire to keep Fatty out of the studio, until he bursts in the door and impotently rages for about 4 minutes straight. Once that's out of the way, the show continues on it's ramshackle, rumbling bumbling stumbling flailing flaming cartwheel way: A reporter doing a story on PDX.fm is dragged into the show by Byron, in a patently Byron sort of way, The fear of Spiders is genetic, Byron's stinginess with the Mayor's secrets, how Disneyland factors into what makes Cort and Fats who they are, the Legally Blonde adaptation, and the concept of Dead Reckoning.
