Left to their own devices, and with no guests, Cort and Fats go wall to wall with pop culture schizophrenia. Topics include - how NOT to sell a Midnight Movie and definitely how NOT to gain sponsorships from venerated local businesses. Why Gandalf should be named Gay Man of the Decade over Barney and Capt. Jack, The future of The Hobbit Movies, Saruman's death metal concept album about Charlemagne, and a couple awkward silences.