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Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

September 1, 2010 by Fatboy

Cort is congested, Fatty is sleepy and brain-addled, and so the show is already sideways out-of-the gate. Whatever that means. Not much makes sense in today's show. Ryan of DigitalTrends learns a valuable lesson about looking a gift horse in the mouth - sometimes that mouth has a hall full of unpleasant things inside it. The Fate of Digg and the footprint of 4chan are also discussed. Courtenay Hameister of Live Wire talks interviewing technique, and those moments when audience participation is considered highly unneccessary, like, say when you're drowning out the comedian at a comedy club you paid to enter. Other topics include - Obama's poor choice of earworm, the setting for the next 30,000 bad independent horror films has been found, and why morning-show jocks are bad choices for movements other than bowel.

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Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

July 13, 2010 by Fatboy

Dave Walker returns from Washington DC with fistfuls of hate that set the studio on fire, among other things. Tales of drunken bike accidents, flammable mammaries, and the strange way that Mel Gibson's misogyny is getting short-shrift compared to the racist remarks he's making. Also discussed: The potential reaction of Courtenay Hameister to Dave's incendiary remarks, why people don't have faith in anything anymore, The FDA's ruling on a magic fat-melting pool and how it could help your stock portfolio, the secret in Cort's pants, and how best to break up with your significant other by proxy.

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Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

June 8, 2010 by Fatboy

David Walker, aka Dr. No-Love, aka BadAzzMofo, presides over one of the manlier shows ever done with the Cap 'n' Fatty. One would think they actually know something about masculinity. Topics include - fighting tips n' tricks from grizzled vets, Dave fends off a truck robbery, How to successfully beat up drunk people, Barack Obama is handing out asskickings, Can you have a hairline like Lobot's and still be considered sexy, the educational benefits of dating a 30+ year old woman when you're only 22, how to avoid divorce when your wife has a terrible voice but won't stop singing in the car, and of course, one last tease for tomorrows MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT.

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Thursday, May 20th, 2010

May 20, 2010 by Fatboy

Lots of jams and jibba jabba when Byron Beck brings on Butch Banion to discuss the A-Team Theme Remix Project, featuring Jus Blaze and Dan the Automator. Not that serious discussion on the art of the flipped beat will stop Byron from doing his Byron thing. Topics include - how to market your movie so you don't look like a pandering idiot, Michelle Obama gets put on the spot by a snot nosed 2nd grader, your favorite chef is high out of his mind right now, Byron's lack of love for the Mercury's departing news editor, and quick musings on how bad a week its been for Hollywood Starlets.

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Monday, May 10th, 2010

May 10, 2010 by Fatboy

Aaron Duran survives the stairs of death to bring tales of Hellboy in Mexico, and helps with the post-mortem on Iron Man weekend. Other topics include - the McLaughlin Group takes on Comic Book movies, Why are all of BP's oil-leak solutions sounding like entries from Encyclopedia Dramatica, The President is scared of Xbox, the list of judicial tests that Supreme Court candidates have to undergo, the craziest woman in Texas, Cort's bit of raw honesty leads to a new t-shirt design, and various other laid-back geekeries.

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Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

May 4, 2010 by Fatboy

How does Dr. No-Love celebrate his mom's birthday? He compares her to Rev. Jim from Taxi. Other topics discussed include - inept Connecticut Terrorists lead Glenn Beck to a minor moment of clarity, is Obama benefitting from a double standard when it comes to his stand-up routines? Why "The Descent part 2" isn't as bad as it could be, and why renting it at a store just got a little bit harder thanks to Hollywood Video's death. Plus, Britney Spears missed opportunity, Courtney Love the Mouseketeer, various nostalgia baths are taken, and we somehow got through an entire episode on May the 4th without mentioning Star Wars. Imagine that.

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Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

April 21, 2010 by Fatboy

Nick from DigitalTrends talks stolen iPhones and Wolverine attacks at the Apple Store - how being a tech-head could lose you a finger. Then Isaac, owner of Jackpot Records, sits in to discuss the Jackpot Film Festival, why Mick and Keith sold their soul to Satan, 3 bands you need to be listening to, the history of Chicago Punk, and the unknown Portland legend who changed the face of pro-wrestling while rocking funky psychedelic soul. Plus - papier mache judges, Polanski's letter-writing folly, and the Snoop/Beckham collabo.

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The Giant-Size Crossover #1

April 12, 2010 by Fatboy

A talkshow history first - 2 shows mashed up into one 90 minute extravaganza. Dirty Laundry, Ball Talk, Entertainment News and the Backstage Blog, w/ Aaron Duran talking both spooky stuff and comics, all in one show. Topics include - The afterlife is explained, Tiger Woods is a pokemon, Magnets: How do they work? The secret affair John Tesh doesn't want you to know about, things you shouldn't do with liquor and a bathtub, Andrew WK is more like Cort than we ever knew, The bloop that birthed Cloverfield, and a possible ending to LOST.

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Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

April 7, 2010 by Fatboy

Nick from DigitalTrends stops by bearing gifts of fingerprinty, shiny goodness: Cort and Fats are in the presence of an honest to god iPad. How does it fare under their scrutinous eyes? A little bit better than the Contest of Ineptitude held in Dirty Laundry, where we determine which management is the most silly-headed in Portland: Alpha Broadcasting, The Portland Trailblazers, or the Portland Police Department. Other topics include - Is Barack Obama a real cowboy, is Erykah Badu a political nudist, did Wesley Snipes save Michael Jackson's life, and the eternal struggle of Denim Dan vs. The Canadian Tuxedo.

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Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

February 23, 2010 by Fatboy

David Walker makes your first date the best date it can possibly be, when Dr. No-Love answers the audience's questions on love and cunnilingus. An enlightening look into why a lot of people shouldn't date at all. Also discussed - why serial killer classics have become comedies in the meantime, NATO's unique defense strategies, Dick Cheney isn't dead, a possible reason behind Sarah Palin's child naming conventions, LOST at the Bagdad, and Dave Walker's solution to legislative logjammin.

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