Whatever a gamut is, Cort and Fats run it today. Wes Anderson and ruminations on what makes a Children's film a Children's film, The Afghanistan speech and whether Obama really IS like Spock, more crap regarding Tiger Woods' dumbass "apology," whether the term "Gay elves" is redundant or not, and whether they're worth this years holiday gift controversy, The latest miracle weight loss drug, and apparently, Alanis Morrisette is a member of the X-Men.