David Walker hit the studio upset and annoyed. You know what the best thing to do with an upset and annoyed David Walker is, right? That’s right – throw fistfuls of stupidity into his grill as a distraction. The stupid on tap for today? Finding out the Bible Belt might not be voting for Romney – in all the worst possible ways. Finding out Chris Brown is the kind of idiot who would get a tattoo of a battered woman on his neck. Finding out the Insane Clown Posse intends to sue the FBI for classifying their fans as a gang. Finding out that it’s entirely possible Alzheimer’s isn’t really Alzheimer’s, but is instead type 3 diabetes – so think about that next time you’re jamming another fistful of cheeze puffs into your grill.
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R. Kelly also “allegedly” illegally married Aaliyah when she was underage. He’s gross.
“Even if we lose, at least we said ‘Hey man fuck you’.” Haha. Maybe if Juggalos don’t want to be known as a gang, they shouldn’t do gang-like things. (And they have been assaulting people and shit, but I can’t remember specific instances.)
They’re suing the FBI to get the group off the list, not for money. A group of activists sued the Obama administration and won recently.
They really shouldn’t call themselves a Family of Love. That’s already a cult.
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“I haven’t had my salad tossed in a long time” = Line of the week. At least until Thursday.
On a similar line about Daniel Day-Lewis looking like Lincoln, check out the photos of Ashton Kutcher on the set of the Steve Jobs biopic….it’s eerie.
Fun facts from the ICP Wikipedia rabbit hole that you sent me down for an hour:
In 1999, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope founded JCW. Juggalo Championship Wrestling.
– Previously known as Juggalo “Championshit” Wrestling.
– Now runs bi-weekly on internet pay-per-view
– Had a tag team tournament that features “Weedman & Billy Bong”, “Ring Rydas”, the “Bloody Brothers”, and “Necro Butcher”
There have been two other rappers in the group in addition to Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, John Kickjazz and Greez-E.
When you hyperlink Juggalo from the band page, the only image is a rusted out Buick Skylark covered in spray painted hatchetmen, and the words Juggalo and Twisted Fish across the hood.
Just remember, every time you’re able to comprehend magnets, “fucking rainbows after it rains”, giraffes, solar eclipses, and dirt, a Juggalo’s makeup runs.
Lets get a good ol fashioned episode of Cort and Fatty shooting the shit.
It may be preferred he come in on Friday with Mike, but why not some Bill Mudron as a guest replacement?
There is more corn in a hamburger then you can possible eat.
Seriously? Stop it. NO you shouldn’t be shoving starchy and sugary food down your throat, but we don’t need these stupid rumors polluting the conversation.
Did you know McDonalds sells about the same number of beef patties every day that it did in 1953?
You want to talk about beef quality? talk about what is served in the school system, it’s a lower grade beef then McDonalds.
I am not a McDonald’s apologist. It’s just if we focus on a COMPANY and not the issue s at hand then we run the risk that company changes, people are happy and think the issue is solved. Meanwhile it still goes on in other companies and schools.
I find it interesting that David Walker is taking neurology course. I recommend reading:
http://theness.com/neurologicablog/
I think you should have that Seacrest guy on. He seems like a really great guy.
I dig it when you guys bring in the good folks from Big Ass Sandwiches. Wm. Steven Humphrey would also be rad if you can get him to come that far up Sandy. Note: I haven’t heard Tuesday’s show. Not sure if you’re looking for a one-shot guest or a weekly one.
Blindly grab a roseway employee… ROSEWAY ROULETTE!!!!
Henriksen is always a crack up.
I’m gonna throw in the Henriksen vote as well.
Henriksen
Having to pause the show to go get lunch, but to comment real quickly on something Cort said. He mentioned if Romney were more inspirational, the South would be more behind him. Some yes, but many, MANY people are just that backwards down here. I read that exact article Fatboy was reading from and that is a very accurate portrayal of a significant segment of the population down here.
Those people will either not vote, or begrudgingly vote for him because of how much they hate Obama. Even if they do not vote, enough of the population (at least here in Texas) are either too undereducated, too underinformed, or too brainwashed to accept a reality that does not fit inside their little box. The more important elections for us are the Congressional ones, at least until we get a few generations of educated people…
I think you should roll it old school, it’s been a while and you generally go to some pretty weird places on your own. Henriksen is the guy who shits on everything in the film commentaries, right? That’s pretty enjoyable. But would love to hear you guys do one just on your own…
Let Erik loose on his favorite films that nobody else likes. Talk about the fall lineup of network shows. Discuss Romney using the death of American citizens as an opportunity to attack Obama’s policies. Talk about vaginas. I would suggest dicks too, but I’d hate for Erik to nose in on Byron’s schitck.
When you put “dick” and “nose” that close together in a sentence next to “Byron” I cannot help but think about Byron telling Cort he’s got a dick nose in one of the classic Thursday shows.
And Cort going “wh….at”.
Also relevant: http://juggalosonokcupid.tumblr.com/
Man, I’ve been saving up to get that collected version of Bone from TFAW, and then suddenly it wasn’t on the website anymore. I listen to this show and find you told everyone to go get it. Did you cause a run on Bone?!