How many times have we used the word “Delightful” to describe a Thursday episode? Not many. And yet, today? It happened. Byron Beck and Leia Weathington teamed up to talk about myriad topics – some a little salty, some a little sweet, some a subtle blend of both flavors. Leave it to Bobby to drizzle a little sad over the proceedings, but when he explains why he has those feels (and why you’re not getting a Friday show) it might be hard to blame him. Although I’m sure you’ll find a way. You’re resilient listeners, after all.
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Just because Fatty can’t be around doesn’t mean you have to cancel the show. I remember Aaron Druan has subbed in for him in the past, does anyone know if he’s busy? Alternately, is Ryan McCluskey in town? He’s always entertaining. It’s not like Fatty’s hard to replace. Cort’s just being lazy isn’t he? That’s got to be it.
There has never been a time in the history of this show where one of us did it without the other. The closest that’s ever come was the time I called in from home while delirious from pneumonia, and I did a live commentary while watching V: The miniseries. But otherwise – if one of us can’t make it, there’s no show.
The latest episode of Geek in the City is now available on their website, if you’d like to listen to that. There will also be a new episode of Portland Sucks later today, and Wednesday’s episodes of both Ham-Fisted Radio and The Mediocre Show are both very entertaining.
Again, apologies there’s no show today.
Hope you are doing well and highly medicated!
“See” you Monday in my ears.
Exercising more is great, but you still have to eat less. And trail mix is very fatty.
I’m 48, and have lost 60 pounds over 3 years, so I understand the pain and difficulty.
You shouldn’t cancel the show, you should as Leia, Courtney, Mike Russel and just spend an hour roasting Fatty.
Good news is, the children born after fluoridation won’t have the enamel problem you have.
Being both fat and ugly, I get caught on fire at least once a week. Thanks Leia and Byron for bringing up fat and ugly girl troubles to the limelight!
Get better soon, Bobby! Best of luck today.
Have you tried these tips to reduce the chances of combustion?
Remove glasses
expensive makeup
Push up bra
Ill advised juice fast
No ponytails
Change everything likable about yourself
Stop enjoying everything
LOL I think I rather take my chances with the fire. But thanks anyway!
I’ve unfortunately smelled rank pussy after a female has used the bathroom. Not all females, but some do smell rather strong/musky/fromundercheese. Sorry, but I have to agree with Byron on this one.
I use to love Rogue, but I think they have gotten pretentious and their prices are ridiculous now. I still enjoy going out to the chateau in independence, but that’s about it.
I can totally sympathize with Bobby’s teeth issues. I too inherited weak enameled teeth from my mom. I’ve had 4 root canals and a couple crowns that luckily didn’t need a root canal too. I just get the Novocaine and death grip the arms on the chair while they go to work. I’ve spent a ton at the dentist. They love me. I actually go in Monday to get my newest crown set. Fun. Good luck Bobby!
Are we talking about animals or like…human women? Because this senario you’ve described sounds like the Oregon Zoo.
I don’t know you, but i love you!
can’t spell my username right either
I’m… I’m on this thing. This show.
…Are you drunk right now Butn70down?
Because I am.
Byron doesn’t have a clue of which he speaks. If somebody stinks after using the bathroom, it’s because the bathroom stinks and the general smell of it wafts around anybody who visits it, but there is no way to smell somebody’s genitalia unless you’re sticking your head right next to their crotch.
Byron just thinks it’s the pussy because women are mysterious fantasy beings who are defined by their non-maleness ie their fantastical lady parts that possess the vagina magicks.
1) Byron, I think the Hairbender of which you speak is a coffee put out by Stumptown. It is delicious.
2) There are some instances of being able to smell a vag without shoving your face directly into one, though they are rare.
Instance One: diseased vag
Instance Two: unhygienic vag
Instance Three: a hideous combo of Instances One and Two known as “Old Lady
Vag” or “Vaginal Dry-Rot”
A clean and healthy vag does indeed have its own smell, but one that, like a delicate rose or a fine wine, must be experienced with your nose right up in that thing.
Last year I saw a dentist after one of my back molars broke in half. He told me I needed a crown, and that three other teeth were cracked and would also need to be crowned. Price tag: $4,000. I saw another dentist for a second opinion. THIS dentist was able to fix my tooth by using a huge filling rather than a crown. He also told me that the cracks I had in my other teeth were minimal, and that those teeth would probably hold up for years to come. Price tag, $140.
The moral of the story: it doesn’t hurt to get a second opinion.
Sorry to hear about Leia’s smelly vagina and Mike’s drinking problem.
I was only kind of half listening, but I think I got that right.
Feel better, Cort.
An ass full of scotch !
Thank you so much for that.
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